sooo how much is appropriate to spend on a vibrator? what if it is really legit looking?
My dad just yelled at me for going to youth group with out telling him. Apparently going out to fuck a girl without telling him gets me a high 5, going to youth group gets me grounded.
the third sister isn't as attractive as the other two but I will do her anyway to finally pull off the fabled family hat trick.
I don't know. The next thing I remember we were in the walmart parking lot making out.
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And then she said we stopped for a train and i tried crawling out the back window.. again, i dont remember this.
Whatever is fine with me, as long as I am dressed in green and end up shitfaced.
Remember the time we were horrifically hung over, went to mcdonalds, an you merely felt the weight of the mcnuggets box and knew there was an extra?
like it was yesterday
I miss your penis. I'm telling you this as a friend, like its just a really great penis. You should be proud of it.
I could barely talk to the cabbie and I was text bombing everyone. They need to make an auto timer app to prevent people like me from belligerent late night harrassing. And I was seeing double... Prob would have tried to give your leg a bj and then fallen down the stairs.
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I'm wearing a real bra and real shoes. I look like a fucking lady.
Almost there.
define "almost". like I have enough time to watch a youtube video or oh shit, put on some goddamn pants because they're in the driveway.
i think i just asked a donut if it was ok
I don't remember how I broke my nose last night, but I woke up with dried blood everywhere. Also, you should tell that guy how you feel.
There is a special place in hell for people who only eat the center of the pot brownies.
the girls would appreciate it if you invited over some drunk, single, straight men with low standards.
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