Letd wlk him
Lrtd walek hime
Lets wlk home,,,ther we go
God is so good, I would give him a blow job right now.
yeah. pants. i need to put pants on. i didn't do that last night. big mistake
sometimes i think what itd be like to be a firework
So the bartender just told me that there was numerous people who saw me having sex on the rooftop last weekend. +1
He got me an interview at his law firm and his boss asked him what he had to say about me. His response "He dates CRAZY bitches."
come over, blizzard of oz party. dress up.
She's a virgin AND a minister's daughter. We're one schoolgirl outfit from the dear penthouse trifecta
I figured out why her friends always say g is for god when she leaves with someone. She wears a double g cup bra
I'm lowering my standards just so I can get laid, but I draw the line when a guy spells cool kewl
i told the cop we knew everyone at the party, it was 250 of our closest friends and she's like funny nobody on the balcony knew whose house this was
Thats why they were on the balcony!
YOU WOULD BE SEEING ME. IN MY KITCHEN. BENDING OVER MY OVEN. MAKING YOU CAKE.
Wait, that's an option?
I want to get a list going called "D list celebs I've kissed"
It wouldn't be New Years Eve if we knew where we would be at midnight
you said you were the change fairy and you kept throwing all of your quarters at me.
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