I want 2 things right now, you or a cig
cig
look no pants
so while we were having sex, he stuck it in my but, and when he finished he goes next time can we have anal. i don't know if that means im tight or my butt hole is loose, i choose to think the first one
Come home. Power Hour by yourself is only fun for the first 10 minutes.
I won't go into too much detail about this but you should probably wash your sheets. In bleach. Or just burn them. Thanks for letting me sleep in your bed bro. Enjoy scotland.
Legitimate concern. Who am I going to have birthday sex with?
After you bought Jesus' name tag off him at the Mexican restaurant you commenced to stumbling around the lobby showing anybody who would listen what would Jesus do.
Stop giving me tequila.
We had car sex in the parking lot of the dispensery while he blasted Tony Bennett. It was so fucking romantic.
You are a magnificent human being. I love you from head to toe. This wine is DELICIOUS.
Getting drunk and throwing things at people isnt the same with you not here. Remember when you dislocated my elbow and then popped it back in in one motion?
My head is just one big fuzz right now.. Its like someone replaced my brain with a teddy bear
Almost caused a huge accident on the highway because I was distracted by how orange the road barrels were
I legitimately thought he died. I even called his mom at 3am and told her. Im done with vodka.
do you think that identical twins have the same size junk? i just want to know your opinion before i find out.
You've got the chocolate, drugs and my pants. You hold all the cards...
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