Question for you. Are boobs and hands polarly charged, thus causing the inevitable joining of the two. If so are some breasts simply charged backwards
i should go to a nude beach and wear just a condom, then ill have tan lines on my dick
He's getting better. i'm using GuitarHero to teach him how to finger me. My clit = the red tab.
Told a girl i wanted to feel her bellybutton from the inside... I need to learn how to flirt
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Speaking of morons, I just found half a Subway sandwich in the bathroom drawer You or your brother?
I'm leaving my hospital band on when we go drinking tonight. I'm aiming for pity sex.
i have a wrist watched drawn on my wrist that it says shot o clock
I'm up to 9 pic of different guys. I need 4 more boys and each one of the 13 to submit 3 additional pics. I wanna make a penis deck of cards.
5am, I am wayy too drunk for this. Hookers came out of nowhere. They're like ninjas. Some poor soul got the fat one, tomorrow's going to be interesting...
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I'm getting kicked out of the place we're at. They don't like ketchup on their walls..
This is where you say "Why yes we will drink with reckless abandon and hopefully not be in a church parking lot again."
Finding that toy duck there was weird right?
No lie. I was hooking up with a former football player at UT and mid-hookup I yelled "I'M FRATERNIZING WITH THE ENEMY"
YOU MAKE ANAL SEX SOUND LIKE A SPORTING EVENT
Watching the Walking Dead, snuggled up naked, and drinking a beer. No better way.
If ever there was a tweet to describe your life, it's this.
Everything is a learning experience. Last night we learned why I'm not allowed to bring guys home from the bar....
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