her nose should be used as a dorsal fin
you said you didn't feel like drinking anymore so you mixed vodka with your applesauce and ate it
just heard this guy tell a story about how he got boat head. i want his life
We're celebrating his weight gain and arrest.and by we I mean I, and by celebrating I mean getting dangerously drunk
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There's a very real possibility that I'll wake up in your uncle's driveway.
He's hinting that I'm starting to be kicked out of their blunt rides, I can feel it.
Vegas is great, yelled at a guy 4 lanes over if he wanted a bj. ended up having sex in a vacant lot. I think he was homeless.
Just gave my thesis presentation, pretty sure I made out with the admissions woman last night.
You would only karaoke to Spanish songs, but sang with the accent of the french candle stick in beauty and the beast.
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They are gonna stay together and get married and have 2 children before he wakes up and realizes that there is more to life than anal
Shia LaBeouf arrested in austin for public intoxication. JUST DO IT
She's going to jail in a few weeks but she just got a boyfriend. Yet I'm still single as fuck.
I already popped my bottle of Rose and took my boxers off. No can do muchacho
I'm concerned I may die tonight. All I've been told about my bday shenanigans is to bring slutty clothes, a bikini, tylenol, sunglasses and pjs. Tell me what the fuck is going on...now
bring lube too
i hate all of you
Not to be hella graphic on main but I just came so hard I think I saw a new color.
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