so this rather large man keeps buying us drinks.......then he licked my face....i dont really care though because the drinks are good. Is this bad?
was i over the top when i said that i wished they made v-neck pants to her?
Woke up in an unfamiliar basement in a sleeping bag with Matt to a police officer shining his flashlight in my eyes and asking me my birth date and social security number. My morning went swimmingly.
I'm pretty sure I saw a man standing on a table with no shirt on getting sugar thrown at him while "pour some sugar on me" blaring while the cops were in the house.
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Breaking hearts and overdosing on semen. That's my life.
There's a paramedic out here, what have you done?
TAing a class of 300 froshies and being so hungover I forgot a bra is my way of making dreams come true.
They're doing shots to celebrate every 15 minutes passing. You can come get them.
Here's the level of my committment: I'm not participating in the Olympic opening ceremonies drinking game. THIS IS SERIOUS.
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So you'd go straight for a fat chick with cheese on her tits?
Yes.
WE HAVE WINE WHERE ARE YOU GUYS WE ARE BY THE GIANT EAGLE
It must be love. I'm deleting my porn for him.
Grrr. Fine. You get oral for being unwrong.
I feel like my foot is being amputated. Or maybe it's the vodka. I couldn't tell you.
My dad told me that my grandparents are giving me $20,000 and my actual response was "do you know how many kittens I could buy with that?!?"
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