both roomates are passed out on the floor. I feel like I'm missing out on crucial bonding time by sleeping in my bed.
there r dinosaurs outside my house i hear them
pretty sure those are just snow plows....go back to bed
She has never blacked out. I have tried to get her to so many times. Apparently it's a lot harder than we make it out to be.
okay, I promise to stop paying strippers to hit you
...She just said, "We've been blessed with good drugs lately."
It got kind of awkward when her dad brought home a 20 something asian girl at 3am
My professor just used the phrase "balls deep in your mind". My day is officially made.
He's just a really nice guy who stuck his tongue in the wrong place.
Ok! I picked up an anti-celebratory bottle of champagne on the way to dinner for her going to rehab. That's how I feel about this...
Nothing like hearing "I found your pinky nail" before you even noticed it was missing.
I remeber being on the roof last night and we put our heads togeather and we touched each others face and said "Hennessyyyy"
Also I want everyone to be drunk at my funeral. Instead of wearing black just blackout. That way everyone can celebrate how fun I was
I last recall trying to play piano and asking justin for drugs. I would like to think I then gracefully laid down on the couch and shut my eyes like a sleeping kitten.
Like not to be gross, he was eating me out while I was smoking a bowl. It was like a rap video
I got locked into my place today. You might be wondering if that was a typo... It's not.
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