that's fine. btw we still need $500 for the donkey...
You're perfectly engineered for doggy style
and next time when you feel me up, do it right
a dead guy is trying to sell me oxy clean on my tv
Swear. I think after passing out in a community college parking lot I can safely nominate myself for the piece of shit of the year award
so i made out with some dude last night at the bar. and some girl just stood there and watched. i felt bad so i made out with her too. She looked like she felt left out.
There was blood everywhere. She was pretty good looking person though.
I'm not upset because i like you. I'm upset because I can't use you for the sex anymore.
And I told him that even though were not together, if he has sex with anyone I would have sex with someone else, video tape it and send it to him.
So, seriously. How does it feel to know that you're riding a cock that was in kindergarten when you were going to prom?
I have poison ivy on my dick
WHAT
I have to call my new boss to accept the job offer so you have pack the bowl while I pretend I'm a responsible adult THEN we can get high
I literally just told you I found out I masturbate in my sleep. I think we can be snapchat friends again
VASECTOMY FOR THE WIN
I haven't had sex since the Vanilla Ice concert
Please don't have sex ever again just so you can say that forever.
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