What do they do with the elephants that die at the zoo
Cremation, why do you ask?
I think we have a bit of a problem
watching elf naked is so much better than watching it with clothes on .
did you really just refer to me me as an old fashioned penis?
On an unrelated note: I'm also a big advocate of the "never waste a boner" theory.
I knew it was gonna be a rough night when the guys next to us at Relay for Life started shot gunning beers and yelling "This ones for all the hot chicks that went bald because of cancer". It kinda went downhill from there....
I don't think eating half of a pickle out of my mouth counts as getting to know me
Marking my student's "don't do drugs" posters while simultaneously texting my dealer, is this what being a grown up is like?
She was wearing some slutty variation of a toga and giving the entire bus a pep talk on why we should black out tonight...I'M IN LOVE AND I DON'T CARE WHO KNOWS IT!
I know that we've never been that tight but I want you to meet my cat before I move.
No. If I hated you would get none. Then I would eat them all in front of you and laugh at your tears. Although that hasn't been ruled out for entertainment purposes. Nothing purposeful.
I just spent 20 mins in the shower washing n rewashing my body to get rid of stripper. I even loofa'd my face.
Goddamnit Shari. He's not called Pencil Dick because he's good a sketching...
Thank you for the legal advice. I hope I can pay you in blow jobs.
Get your ass back to America. We've got a lot of drugs to do.
I should've negotiated that before I sat on his face.
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