he thinks he's going to hurt your feelings
He can't hurt my feelings
I don't have feelings.
Apparently you make a good broom.
my professor just said "the power of the situation"
drink
im not an educated person. i just do things. and it works out in my favor
He just slept in my bed for a couple hours and asked lots of questions about gay sex. No, I do not have his number.
her body is proportioned like a family guy character
I made this pact with my vagina, though. No more heartless fuckery.
1. Are there men involved 2. Is there food involved 3. Do I have to put pants on 4. Do I have to leave this bed
I'm smoking a bowl and pondering why we haven't discovered teleportation again.
and i think wearing the clothes from last night are out of the question...was there mud wrestling there? because i look like a participated..with a cat.
So me and him are making out, and the other two are on the couch behind us. he randomly stops kissing me and goes "oh god I think she just took off her shirt" I look behind me and I see her tits flapping up and down. This man has amazing senses..
more embarrassing than that time i showed up to class in my hoodie and leggings because i over slept, and then as i zipped my hoodie down i realized i didn't sleep with a bra on or a shirt
Mom just referred to a 9 year old as "this bitch", so I'd say day drinking was a success.
The Medal of Honor you banged could be at the inauguration today. You really dropped the ball on keeping up with that one.
I think my fortune cookie is telling me I give good blowjobs.
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