DUDE. I'm missing my big toenail. My bed has blood all over it. WHAT DID WE DO LAST NIGHT?
I don't know, but I chipped my tooth and I'm wearing different underwear.
She rolled a blunt with one hand...and instantly I had a boner, I'm going to marry this girl.
My girlfriend and my fuck buddy both started their periods this weekend. The good news is, neither of them are pregnant. The bad news is, I'll have to find someone else to fuck til next weekend. No wait.....that's good news too.
So. Much. Sex. I feel like i ran a marathon then someone kicked me in the vagina. Soo worth it
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I think my hand is broken. But his nose definitely is
Is it worth it to drive to a zoo with a high possibility of sex at said zoo?
Is there a special protocol when the stripper has a Boba Fett tattoo?
I just found out that my husband and I are Eskimo siblings. What in the actual fuck?!
I am making up for a 7 year dry spell so I get a pass and I don't always care if there is a second date. It is like college but with more money and condoms.
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So, it's been almost 3 months and and I still dont know her last name. That's gotta be a record.
I walked into my room last night at 4 am and there's a random dude in his boxers eating oatmeal on my futon. I looked at him and went to bed
Why do I always end up with closet ICP fans?
I'm determining which apartments I'm mostly to move into based on how suitable the kitchens are for sex .
Ok maybe second best. He dated a stripper. Can't compete with that level of hoeness
We broke into a construction site had sex on a scissor lift and realized it was a church...tomorrow again??
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