You make homosexuality sound like a cult.
And he showed us your test. You wrote what is this shit and scribbled on it? Nice 3%..
i would think by now you'd realize that my penis does whatever the fuck it wants and i have no control over the situation
This is so fucking sad. Netherlands isn't even a real country.
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i just saw some one pass a baby through the drive-thru window at dairy queen.
he ran me a hot bath. i thought i was in a pot and was going to be eaten. i was strangely ok with this
Just hooked up on shake weight girl's dad's porsche. What are YOU doing with your life?
If she's steering anything, it's a religious boat of crazy. Destination: Iceberg.
I need to stop getting in the car with my dad when im rolling balls. I think he's starting to notice my eyes aren't usually completely pupil
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My life has come to reading articles about dating an ex heroin addict. I'm doing well.
sometimes a perk of being a drug dealer is amazon gift cards. who knew?
Waking up early to fuck the hot DILF the day before Father's Day because I'm respectable like that
I almost accidentally threw him out a window during sex last night.
He makes furniture for a living and is basically a hot, younger Ron Swanson
While we were doing it he looked up at me and said "Does your husband fuck you this good?" Talk about a mood killer....
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