They were fighting, but then they bumped into the bong and it shattered. After that they just hugged and cried.
when it says do not use on the face or genital areas, it MEANS do not use on the face or genital areas.
I mean...he was throwing up for almost 3 consecutive hours. I don't think there's a chance in hell that would have tasted even close to tolerable.
Do I not have a Brazilian bc of my boyfriend situation or do I not have a boyfriend bc of my brazilian situation?
I'm gonna give him birthday punches. On the dick. With my mouth.
I really like her...she always overpays me for xanax and still feels the need to fuck me to make up for it....
you were like "guys ... i think i got fingered while dancing tonight"
our poor poor cab driver
Me and the cabbie are stopping on the way at a sit down restaurant to eat. My life is so sad.
It blows my mind that pandora doesn't have an : I want to lay in bed in the dark and be sad and cold and eat frozen mangos and chipotle all day station
You serve our country by fighting in the sandbox, i serve our country by entertaining rich businessmans' daughters. We each do our part.
What am I supposed to say? "Hi new uncle in law once I tried cocaine in Mexico and every once in a while i motorboat strangers. so happy to be a part of your family"
you just cant say you love him and then say you want to fuck your boss
She's sent me the same nudes using the same gestures and positions... It's like she has a template for her sluty-ness
I would just like to say that I was the one who said that we should find scissors, when they were cutting your hair with a kitchen knife. I am responsible.
I still feel bad for it, even though I technically only videotaped it and helped will to distract the questioning neighbor
Everything is scary i hate being an adult i hate responsibility tell me a dick joke
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