Yeah, that's not really a good thing. Especially for a girl. You should get a tattoo on your stomach that says "Please wear a condom".
Get everyone out of their dorms and watch 3 girls do the walk of shame from my room.
He made me a "booty call of the year" award.
I'm pretty sure every guy I've been with this weekend has made a solid attempt at getting me pregnant...
You were being mean. And telling everyone to suck your six inch strap on. People were not pleased
Please be lying.
Im not. Your family was creeped out
Kid got laid mid-party wearin a fuzzy hat with ears and 40's taped to his bear paws... wtf
i'll probably be on drugs forewarning
forewarning i'll probably have done those drugs with you
why do you keep saying "she looks like a porn star" like thats a bad thing?
Remember that time we turned a can of Axe body spray into a flame thrower?
Just watched a middle age white woman scream WHY DON'T YOU GO FUCK YOURSELF, HELEN?! Helen seemed absolutely scandalized.
I'm thinking my boss switched to all cordless keyboards and mouses so that none of us would hang ourselves in the office.
Like do I send him a nude to ease his mind off his brother having a stroke? I'm not very good with words when it comes to consoling... I would be a terrible mother.
I dropped a piece of Mac and cheese in the shower and I almost still ate it. Stoned, but not stoned enough to degrade myself.
All I'm wearing right now is a condom and a sock.
Just one?
Yup. One sock.
dude if looks could fuck you two would've been naked in front of everybody
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