when does round two start
I don't know, I gave up bartenders for lent
Tipsy and thinking of you. Talk tomorrow. My alliteration is awesome.
What did you even date her?
because emotionally unstable girls are great in bed.
And next time, don't pick a fight with me when you're naked. That's just not fair
So currently I have a block of cheese duct taped to my air conditioner in lieu of a fridge.
alcohol. turning childhood friends into awkward hookups since the dawn of civilization.
Should we pre-order food to the ER for cinco de mayo?
My google searches from last night: tetanus shot rabbit bite, Bacardi gluten free
I tried...failed..now im naked on the futon since clothes are hard.
When the cab driver starts laughing its a good indication of the standard of girls you are bringing home
Hold me and let me compliment your butt
Just got my LSAT score...if you need me I'll be drunk in a ditch somewhere.
He still want's to kick my ass for fucking his sister, probably a bad idea to leave the bar with his ex...
yeah i ran into him at the bar at 11pm. he started talking about engineering and the next thing i know it's 4am and i'm naked on top of him.
You have a full penis tattoo of a cobra fighting a mongoose, don't you?
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