i feel like im doing the pre-walk of shame..like every car that drives by is like, ooooo look at that girl, in that itty bitty dress, yep shes about to get her skank on tonight...
he told me not be awkward when his girlfriend comes tomorrow. and then he made out with me
I don't know what kind of drugs you were on last night but you kept trying to highlight my face because you said I was important
Whoever said that a man can only cum up to 8 times a day is a fucking liar...or was never on adderall
Also, do you think you think his dick is perfect bc you loved him? Or is it actually perfect?
The twins are whispering in turkish together. I think I did something bad last night.
He somehow managed to bang-mail me last night. I woke up this morning to a voicemail from 1:54 a.m. of moaning and screaming. I now know how talented he is and how annoying I am to have sex with.
We just threw our carpet out of our room. Via fourth floor window style.
in my defense i said 'lock up your wives' before going out.
It's the 30 sec rule.... the worst that could happen is I could die
I had no idea he had such passive aggressive animalistic tendencies. This is the human equivalent of peeing on someone.
I still don't know his name but his ass is spectacular. Like he should never wear pants.
hey, so i dont know your name. but im guessing we had sex last night. seeing that you're in my phone as "had sex time thursty thursday guy"
you should just get a floor plan of your dorm and start checking off rooms.
Why can't he see that I don't want a slow getting to know you period? I just want to bone. NOW.
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