the trash is collected at 5:50 on mondays. i was up puking all night and heard them
I just dropped macaroni right down my cleavage. For the sake of our future, I'm really banking on this being a turn on for you.
Dude, you face planted, there was no "bar fight".
Only you would think wine and coffee was an acceptable finals study time mix
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This is a whole new generation of premature ejaculators
Seriously I'm dying. All my insides are fighting their way out of me. With light sabers and machetes.
i tried to propose to him with my nipple ring but i couldnt figure out how to take it out
In bathroom. Hand in air with cell phone. Help.
Opened the browser on my phone to a web search for midget birth rates per capita. A good night.
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Bjs and tacos. That's my life.
I shoulda been born a dude. There's too much power in a vagina.
Russell is lonely. He needs a companion.
You're lucky you have a monster cock or most people may just laugh at your penis' nickname.
her nickname was handjob. I knew what i was getting into.
it's 1043 pm. still havent changed out of the shirt i wore last night so at this point i figure i'll go for twosies.
THE SUN DOESNT SET TIL 647 YAAAAASSSSSSSSSS. Goodbye seasonal depression hello regular depression
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