evidently tequilla and lady gaga make me flirt and grind shamlessly with other men infront of my boyfriend.
I'm doing a half mile walk of shame carrying a trash bag and still very drunk. Save me. I feel like a refugee.
Well, I guess that settles the question of how thick the walls are in my building.
I cannot convey how much I really do love Chris Hansen. FYI: he is the JC Chasez of my adult years.
turns out making maccaroni and cheese with whipped cream instead of butter is only good when your high
he's 25, hott, and leaving for iraq tuesday, i wanna get in as much as possible...
your life is a nick sparks novel waiting to happen
Wow, haven't had to deal with the 'stoned at the dinner table' scenario in a while
I just realized his fb pic was taken in a public bathroom.
He violated my cat. I was not impressed.
I knew as soon as I saw that pole that I was going to wake up the next morning with bruises.
They only knew me as the lesbian that passed out in a bathtub. That's not what you call friendship.
Can you send me the pic of me puking with a quesadilla on my shoulder
We were taking body shots by lunch. I love college.
You kept yelling stranger danger at Nick because he was talking to that girl you didn't like. Your not invited ever again.
Our son just found our secret Sex Dungeon that is no longer hidden in our basement. He brought his Xbox and the TV down there he is currently sitting in the sex swing playing video games. What do I do?
Randomize
