Need sex. Gaining weight.
I give you the lube, you make me the mac and cheese, that's a pretty fair deal I think.
i have my graded calc test (94%) sitting on my empty case of beer next to my desk. this is me winning at college.
So I met my girlfriends dad last night. Or should I say I re-met that mall cop that had to tackle me.
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Please tell me there isn't another video of me on the toilet...
Guess who was PASSED OUT ON A BMW. I shit you not
Stop it right now
This time face forward
Sometimes the gods of alcohol choose to take you on a mysterious journey and you just have to go with it
I can't help but look at my sex life and acknowledge that this is not normal behavior.
So I couldn't find Leif..... He fell asleep in our closet upstairs trying to get changed into warmer clothes
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Remember the time you puked your contact lens out?
Have you ever thrown up in the middle of your hair appointment? Cause I have..
But I’m still curious to know... how did the homemade porno go?
When he busted out the ketchup I got the hell out of there. It got really creepy really fast.
He is farting the alphabet right now. In the goddamned restaurant. You don't get to recommend men anymore. Or restaurants for that matter.
If work found out I was using THEIR paper to write Karate Kid fanfic I'd never hear the end of it.
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