guy in front of me on the bus did 12 yrs, hes teling me about how to knife fight
i woke up this morning to a slap on the ass and jake saying "you should let me put it in your ass now" i need out of this relationship.
for sure. did you let him do it?
thats not the point.
You covered in salsa con queso would take care of all of my cravings right now
He threw a goldfish cracker into my toilet and then proceeded to laugh for 32 minutes. I timed it.
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Alcoholism comes in two forms... Us.
Im pretty sure you told the waiter at Dennys last night to take your pants off or show a nipple.
Attention ladies coming to the party tonight! Tonight will be another chance to win the 5 bucks for getting my cousin hard. Bring your a-game, no one has been able to overcome the whiskey dick yet. Good luck.
I'm lowering my standards just so I can get laid, but I draw the line when a guy spells cool kewl
Dude, they're still mid-coitus. Pretty sure running in to high five my roommate mid-thrust is a mood-breaker.
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Well, let's see..I held him while he cried for 30-40 minutes, woke up on his couch AND he gave me a ride home in his underwear. Shit show is not even the half of it.
Dad's teaching me to make moonshine this weekend as "college prep". How scared should I be sis?
I just lectured my ex boyfriend on how to eat a girl out what has my life come to
He picked me up in Smart Car with the license plate “MYWHIP.” I think my ovaries shriveled up and died.
I was watchin a porno and I sware I saw that dude at the bar at applebees the other night
It is like...the most transformative hard on I have ever had.
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