If I'm having a dream where I'm having sex and I can actually feel it between my legs because I've had a lot of it recently, does that make me a whore?
I have a feeling this is a serious question. Problem solve, Jess.. I'm going to let you figure that one out on your own
I love how kegs are figured into our monthly bills
I wish I could just thrust my cock straight into her new relationship.
She literally called herself a shamefully bad decision. Of course I slept with her. Best bad decision ever
If it snows I'm just gonna sit at my house in my costume and drink beer by myself all night.
You should try cooking mac & cheese naked sometime. It's quite relaxing.
You should really trust me on this one. "hit it and quit it" might not be the best career move on your part...
Bro, he broke his neck diving into a kiddy pool.
I finally got out of bed at 8:30pm and my little brother informed me that I had cereal stuck to my back. I'm going to smoke a cigarette and go back to sleep.
Somehow he made it really romantic
He came on your tits... That doesn't scream romance to me.
Turn on the Discovery Channel
Lets fuck to motorcycle gang fighting
He put a canoe in the lazy river at the water and started paddling away from security
the worst fight me and my gf ever had was over Guy fieri
LOOK, I was 19, and I made a lot of choices with my crotch which I'm weirdly proud of
Yes dear.
Hypothetically speaking, if a girl asks you to fuck her wearing only your hockey helmet, is that socially acceptable?
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