Using pot as a way to stop crying probably isn't a good sign huh?
Meh, some people pop Prozac, you smoke weed. Po-tay-to. po-tah-to
That adds atleast one bjs worth of awkward sexual tension between us.
The guy i fucked last week got done first on the test in my 900 person class. If im pregnant at least it will be smart.
In a world where you don't want your phone to pocket dial your parents at 2 in the morning while you're running around Florida shitfaced, Droid does.
She told me I had to leave by four. We fucked until six thirty and we are the champions played on the way home. Yeah god knew
Within 5 minutes of max walking in his pants were off and he was wearing my snow goggles as underwear.
Hhahaha he is. Omg the new polish friend just took his pants off in front of me. There is something wrong with this nationality.
I am ina trunk. Iam in a trunnnnnjkk. I hope its yours. Oh manomanomano. Thids better be your trunk
You missed lesbians having sex in the bathroom and the whole bar clapping for them. I had to do recon. It was amazing
I played ping pong,drunk, with my hand instead of the paddle. And i won. I have hidden talents
Ok. I'll enjoy the quiet (translation: I might be naked, call ahead if you come home tonight)
Doing the walk of shame at 1 AM. Stumbled across a rave. This night is epic.
Then he unzipped his pants and whispers, " oohhh, look out!"
You was so high that you insisted that you heard someone whistle, then you insisted they was trapped in the wall!
All that stuff they told us in middle school about drugs being easy to find was a bullshit lie.
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