butt sex is not good for yourself don't do it
Thanks?
____ banged a stripper...well technically she's now a hooker...
i think you know its gunna be a bad day when it starts with throwing up into a red plastic cup
She's cheated on every boyfriend she's ever had with the same guy. She's like a slutty yo-yo.
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I left myself a trail of jello shots, that ended at his door. OR maybe he left me a trail of jello shots at his door. DO I GO IN!?
the creek. my friends left me at a party next thing i know im in a breaststroke relay race with a bunch of randos in the dark
Turns out, his fucking is as lame and staggered as his NFL career.
Naked Twister starts at high noon
Im pretty sure by the fifth subway ride after going in circles the four times prior, we all just accepted that we werent making the concert and should instead enjoy our magical weed and tequila laced journey.
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Now I'm at the gym and I never want to leave. It's a combo of adderall and endorphins and I don't want it to go away
Oh and I'm kind of in the library.
Waiting for the foreign guy who keeps staring to make his creepy move.
Santa tracker drinking game, you in or what?
The cops asked Ben if he was drunk and he slurred "I'm man enough to admit that I am" with a southern draw
I love you too, but sadly you're not as good at getting me out of bed as cocaine.
Oh I had the weirdest dream in which I was an archeologist stealing a golden dildo from a snobby British person
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