you know when i was in school the girls definitely did not have the tits the 15 year olds have now. so unfair.
she really just asked how mermaids reproduce.
getting caught by my parents in bed with another guy was way easier coming out than telling them over dinner like I had planned.
Dude, I just cut my asshole on the new toilet paper. If you rationed the grocery money to buy drugs, I better be getting some.
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I hope his life after cheating on me is as good as Tiger's golf game is these days.
for the record, graham crackers won't get the taste of cock out of your mouth. also we're out of graham crackers
bro, sorry for: trying to put you on fire yesterday, telling the bouncer that it was you that broke the bottles, and to have slept with your sister.
He threw up, and left his credit card next to the puddle. He kept on saying he wanted to pay for the damages.
You might have crossed the line by jerking off while she was in the bathroom taking a prego test. Just saying
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Ugh did we play golf last night and did you by chance hit my head with a club or a ball?
He autographed my vag. This fuck just got authentic.
As the cops are taking us away I see the strippers taking our DD backstage.
I feel like a bottle of fireball rented a bull dozer and ran me over until I was left without a shred of my dignity
Is there such thing as a tasteful dick pic? I think I just got one if they exist.
You took his virginity and then he got lost on his way back to his hotel room... We found him at 3am sitting on the sidewalk crying. Kudos.
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