Ok never mind. Thought i pooped my pants for a second. False alarm.
8$ liquor pitchers. I'm gonna wear two or three pairs of underwear so when drunk me takes them off there'll still be a pair on.
Their car went through the first bag of wine on the drive up...clearly 6 bags was not enough.
Yo. I have a shitload of cardboard. We have to build a smoke hut in the smoke room with a tunnel connected to a cat house. This way the kitty can join us whenever she pleases
High moment. Almost just passed the blunt to the dog.
All I've had today is a brownie and a shot of Jack, so you know. I'm doing ok.
We're you guys there last night when everyone started chanting "Nacho Steph"? Someone picked me up, carried me to the nacho cheese and made me do a nacho cheese stand.
ERIN AND I ARE GETTING MATCHING VIBRATORS. I'M PEER PRESSURING YOU INTO JOINING THE CLUB. Besides we're the three best friends that anyone could have, you better not ruin that by being a pussy and not treating your pussy to awesomeness. That is all.
So the " I'm gay but curious" thing worked. You owe me 50 bucks.
In my drunk state I was like I ONLY HAD SEX WITH SOMEONE ELSE BECAUSE HE WAS THE HOTTEST GUY IVE EVER EVEN SEEN
Wow. Last night.
I knew you were shit blasted when you called me your "sunflower queen"
We are such grown women, dealing with life's problems one shower beer and reckless makeout session at a time.
As she came, she moaned Roll Tide. I kid you not.
I woke up with a pube in my teeth...I'm disturbed cause we're both clean shaven
Why is the microwave staring at me?!
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