i decided i am going on the Justin Bobby plan for success. Don't cut my hair for a year, don't shave for a month, land Audrina Patridge. Game on.
i signed up to donate 10 dollars a month to help the children that are being displaced in columbia because of the drug wars.. i felt obligated
There are Star Wars cutouts in his basement. Obi Wan Kenobe watched me give him a handjob.
Jus posted an album so big that it takes my manhood into question
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They woke me up at 6am and made me drink a bottle pf champagne yelling "champagne breakfast!"
My dildo fell into the bathtub. It sounded like a chainsaw.
Found a popcorn kernel in my pubes... Time fir a Brazilian
You raged at the rock climbing place for not selling beer and then just said "fuck it" and pulled out a flask.
The sad part is that if I don't get a random pic of your balls or ass or both every month, I start to worry that we're not friends anymore
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Bullets don't scare me. I wish I was a coyote
FYI: Brian said he left me in the bathroom Friday night to shower and 45 minutes later found me with a towel around my head, my pants on and holding my boobs. No more Jell-O shots for me.
I want to eat a stick of butter
Did your pain meds kick in?
It tastes nice
Can't talk, ducks in the car
DONT YOU DARE YELL AT ME. YOU'RE THE ONE WHO TRIED TO PAY FOR THE CAB WITH YOUR PANERA REWARDS CARD.
Grabbed the cop's ass and he still arrested Heather instead. Victory is mine!!
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