i just woke up in a strange room and the first thing i saw was a chewbacca mask... wtf
Granted, we were all high and wasted, but the fact that she thought we couldn't see her making out with the charles in charge lookalike bc she was holding up a pillow in front of them is a little ridiculous
Did he look more like 80s Charles in Charge or the old one that had that VH1 show? It makes a difference.
Its way too early to be sitting naked at his dining room table...
we sang "a whole new world" together. either he's my gay best friend or the love of my life.
The words "my birth control fell out" should never be spoken
Well unless he sent his sperm via fedex, this baby isnt his
Forever 21 now has a maternity line. Even more of an incentive for me to get pregnant at a young age.
She said she was an education major and you replied with "oh I'm taking a semester off too". And we never saw her again...
You know, be my cock's hype man.
Watched a women out our tannin salon literally fight police because she was getting arrested for trying to drunkenly fight the tanning salon owner...we need to step up our day drinking this is shameful.
Is it just me or does the sex still keep getting better? I wasn't crying, my eyes just watered from how hard I was cumming.
Everyone heard you having sex but I just told them you were having a nightmare.
You have not lived until you've puked on your sequined UGGs in the Rite Aid parking lot while going to buy emergency contraceptives.
WHY IS IT FROWNED UPON THE DRESS UP IN CAT COSTUMES AND SIT OUTSIDE OF BARS WITH A BOX OF WINE I THOUGHT THIS WAS AMERICA
MESSY REBOUND SEX HERE I COME! Time to start stretching to fit in my back seat again ...
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