I am SOOO high
tell me about your high
HUGE THUMBTACKS
Just saw a group of asian tourists in safari outifts bow in thanks to the starbucks guys. And no Im not high.
I feel like you just avenged me for every guy who came in my hair
I need to stop hooking up with boys in my major. three boys in one class is just a litttle too awkward.
i woke up with a shattered plate next to my head.
it's kind of nice to have a picture of me making out with someone and actually know who it is for once
Just remembered to take my BC at the liquor store. Just swallowed it with a free sample of Whiskey.
they ran out of ice so they are using frozen shrimp in their drinks
moving back to school this early was a terrible idea we already used up our bail fund
I feel like everytime I call him he's either fucking or getting into trouble. It's really disturbing that he presses the answer button and then proceeds to fuck her harder.
Let me clarify that those tears were for losing my fuck buddy and his penis, not to the fact that he decided he wanted an actual relationship with feelings.
Watch the news tonight. They interviewed me about a fire. I was high as balls so it should be entertaining.
Stand up sex. Extremely, extremely difficult. I now know how pointe dancers feel.
I'm content with our "friends with accidental benefits" situation.
Omfg 7 hour sex session who am I?
PS: I think I'm in love
Ability to walk tomorrow tbd
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