I made myself breakfast and everything and then whoever's house it actually was came downstairs very upset.
My main thought on the Olympics: I need LESS cowbell.
Completly hung over at midnight, I knew there was a downside to drinking at 2pm
I dont even clean my room anymore .. i drunk proof it for when i come back smashed with a guy
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her sex was completely horrible but her weed was great. imma ask her out again
Can you confirm that Victor fucked a girl for Jack in the Box tacos?
I cannot, but I know he fucked a girl for a Nerf hoop and a "Kingpin" dvd.
I may have just flashed my roommate as he walked in while my towel was falling. Now he knows what an American sized penis looks like I suppose
Water park on acid. THIS NEEDS TO HAPPEN!!
I thought my period ended but I felt it again as soon as Pitbull started playing
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
its not that I hate him, it's just that I wish his penis was attached to someone i like more
I don't think I can recall what a 23 year old cock felt like if one slapped me in the face.
It gives me purpose in life to help fulfill nerdy fantasies. Like I'm doing something good for mankind and having multiple orgasms in the process.
Some crack addled fool from the sketch ass motel behind the restaurant just gave me a flyer for an AA group when I was on my smoke break. I don't do mornings
I just accepted my offer to work as a camp counselor over the phone between shots of Fireball. This is going well for me so far.
It’s only loud for those who wanna get loud. The bowlers are protected.
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