It really wasn't that bad. Well, it was pretty bad, but only in 3 second bursts.
Bristol Palin says: Remember to use protection
Banned from zoo.
Again?
even my farts smell like vagina
your facebook page is a work of drunk art.
Please make the clown in the corner stop judging me. I mean he's the one with paint on his face. I don't need him judge judying me.
She called him at 5 AM so that he'd be ready for her birthday breakfast and drinks at 6. This is why people don't need to wait until their 21st to have their first drink.
I just want to know what horrible accidents of evolution allowed that tiny penis to exist
Turns out I sent a dick pic to my sister's ex. Grindr is the devil's eharmony.
Also I found and fixed my beer gun.
Apparently we carried the stove upstairs. I Woke up with it in my room.
I still maintain we were not that drunk......
Dude, Dimensionally it doesn't even fit in that stairway! We might have to knock a wall out to get it back down!
Today is get drunk without showing anyone my penis day
when they cut me off i played the entire Justin Bieber playlist and left for another bar that didn't think i'd had enough to drink
I am a taco. I am also really high.
I've always seen you more as a chimichanga.
Just made my first drink, took 2 sips feel like god
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