we have officially lost it.
One little Beyonce reference and he turns on me faster than liberals on Jon Mackey
I dont think yelling "Grab your dicks, time for pics!" helped your case either.
Now one day I will be able to tell my children how a drag queen in a gay bar told mommy that bin laden was dead
I'm pretty sure that when my parents bought me those savings bonds they thought it would go towards something useful like tuition. Not your bail.
I told you I'd buy you lunch.
What wine did you feed Jack? Might not want to waste the good stuff on kitties. Kitties only get box wine.
So I vote that we skip the bowling and just go straight to destroying our livers.
I don't know man, I have to ask my girlfriend if I can borrow my balls from her purse.
What we have is to special to throw away over a woman who spreads her butt cheeks on a pool table for me...
he was like "can i get a kiss" and i was like "can i get a taco"
Meet at Walmart straight from work to buy items for hurricane fun. Then blast some wine, make some sex, blast a bowl and cuddle each other till the sun comes up?
That's the most romantic New Orleans hurrication I've ever heard of. Can I have your babies?
I'm putting my hangover kit in my car for the trip to work tomorrow morning. Dedication
Packing for college has become a game of where did I hide my sex toys.
My one night stand ended up seeing me the next morning... For my interview. Guess who got a job.
you've already made the comitment to pee in public you should at least whip your dick out
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