Tell him ill love him long time
I'll assure him of it
I bet the first cavemant to make fire got so much pussy
Exactly how deep of a burn should you have when you pee before becoming legitimately concerned?
Canada: barely better than America at a sport they invented.
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Just deleted any ex boyfriends and potential lovers from my phone in preparation for Vegas...
no dont talk to me..because of you my bar tab was more expensive than my hospital bill
i just got yelled at for having sex. this sorority thing is worst than being at home. at least at home they think im still a virgin
One question: Why is your trash can full of blood and pop-tarts?
Either he was jacking off or having a seizure next to me in bed. Either way, I was too lazy to help.
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And then the lady sheeps would bring me the finest grass to eat cuz im the sheep king and id have sexy smooth sheep fur
Are there any plans to where i might need to be dressed semi-nicely or is it a "pants optional" weekend?
He said he wanted to start giving out "sex souvenirs". I got a poster with a penguin on it.
I wish I could say this wasn't the first time I shit myself in a Piggly Wiggly.
FUCK WHALES
Was I just dreaming, or was there a corpse at work last night?
She was just sleeping.
Is it bad that I'm kind of disappointed by that?
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