i cvme to yuor rooom...wherer are youf?
please be gone before i get back
My first STD was from a foam party
U know u have sex too much when u have lube in ur rolliball on ur blackberry
The man at the Honda dealership told me I smell like vodka and probably shouldn't be driving.
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it wasnt like "sexy" or whatever. like...she was smiling just standing there butt ass naked
tasteful.
yeah, you were trying to hump the doorman.
when did we get a doorman?
we were also in the wrong building...
Say it nicely.
Fine. I want to lovingly bend you over and lovingly fuck the shit out of you. Happy?
I just called my cat a slut and she responded. Proudest moment ever.
I just drank til 6am then boned a 32 yr old that looks exactly like ET. Oh god.
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It looks alright. The blow up doll is in the microwave, and she has forks in her ass
I'm going to make an art book filled with pics of me peeing in every bar bathroom I've ever been in. Dedicating it to you. You're welcome.
cheese fries, coffee, with a side of dry heaving in the bathroom at the diner on campus at 5am. never felt better.
his name is devion and he has a voice like velvet and handcuffs
Drinking vodka straight from my water bottle because of the debate. I just need to forget.
You started having a threesome right in front of me.
lololol that's what happened?
Stephanie looked me right in the eye while she was going down on you. It made me really uncomfortable.
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