so this rather large man keeps buying us drinks.......then he licked my face....i dont really care though because the drinks are good. Is this bad?
Walk of Shame. In a state park.
I think I'm going to die by hangover. I'm in my spanish class. So I guess I'm going to be muerte.
there were like 150 questions AFTER the application. you'd think for a store that has dick molding kits it'd be a joke
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My phone really needs to stop auto correcting "library" to "ovary".
Fuck a-yeah! I just found a wine key. Let 'Don't Fuck With Me Friday' commence.
I don't remember anything that happened last night past 10.. I made him buy me a Buckeye's Donut tshirt. I have no idea why he'd want to fuck me after that.
We pretended the crowd cheering the Thunder's win was cheering for us while we had sex on the couch.
In complete seriousness I think I am the highest person on earth
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I have a lot of questions this morning, most of them start with "Did I..."
I fucked my ex boyfriend to get shrooms for you guys
That's the sweetest thing I've ever heard
I've been vomiting all day.
All day? It's 10am.
Should I put the money for my dealer in a Christmas card? You know, make it more frstive?
My New Years resolution is to not hook up with random guys.
Mine is to not hook up with anyone who has a kid.
Yes ma'am. I'm attracted to unconventional people, you know that.
True. I can't judge, half of my sexual partners I only know a false first name & a number. We all have our kinks.
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