I think i really like him...he was super cuddly and kept me company.
stop. you already have a dog
STOP SENDING ME DANCING JESUS FORWARDS.
he put a lighter in my cleavage and said "you're like another pocket!"
It was one of those "since we're naked anyway" type situations
You were offering to spell people's name for a dollar.
Did you just say he wants to put a baby inside me?
Using our apartments online floor/space planner to see how many beer pong tables we can fit. Dont think they had this in mind when they put this thing online.
Probably not lol but were fitting as many as possible
First roommate to find me and dance with me will live. Battle Royale.
She was bending and I said "finally, about time". Wrong, she was tying her shoe. No blowjobs for me.
They kept barging in on us saying random shit. At one point they came in yelling room service! and threw soda at us bruising my foot. Weirdest injury I have gotten during sex.
Trust no bitch in laser tag. Not a single one.
Decided to make myself tequila gummy bears but got impatient and just drank the bowl of tequila.
I just wanna get high and take a fucking awesome nap. Those are my goals for the week.
So I'm already mostly naked in a kind of bed but obviously too lazy to take my boots off. It's like January 1st is already here
last night i was way too drunk and i was forcing people to let me tell them about mammals
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