I hope no one judges me for becoming a facebook fan of "Adderall" at 5:49 AM...
airport. 106 proof japanese liquor. 4 little travel size containers. im proud to be smarter than the average american.
I love how all these freshman girls think that they can wear what they wore last summer... freshman 15 at its skankiest
hey, i'm all for honesty but let's not get carried away
You bring the bicep workout. I'll bring the unscented gentle products. We'll both bring our penises.
Is all white too much for court to prove my innocents?
I'll be there. With Doritos and whisky. Don't expect much more.
Every grown women needs to pee herself once in her life. It builds character.
The air was thick with penises
If I had that in my pants Omg I would want a shirt made so everyone knew
Not sure if you're still doing the whole "sleeping with only one person" thing but if you're not we should sleep together when I get back in town tonight.
Some rando guy literally just put my shoes on and tied them for me because I'm drunk... Is this what it feels like to be a princess?
Just had sex in the room next to my parents. Heading back to school ASAP.
Questions: How did Rachel get home? Why did I find both her ID's in my shoes? And does anyone know if she's alive?
Omg. I checked my purse this morning and I'm pretty sure drunk me stole a frat guys tube of crest 3d white toothpaste. Like that's pretty fucked up but I think if I knew someone did that to me I'd probably still invite them over again cuz I'd be like, "this girl's creative, and has good hygiene."
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