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Come here. I'm drunk. Family Function. Intense Pro-life vs. Pro-choice debate. Bring Republicans.
don't worry, i have a range rover and a brother hopped up on steroids.. we can solve this little misunderstanding quite easily.
i stapled my math hw together with an ear ring, too ghetto?
My #1 goal this summer is to get drunk at olive garden
shes perfect for him. shes never seen a penis so she has nothing to compare his to.
The fact that I am sitting home writing a resume while you're out inducing vomiting makes me feel like way more of an adult than I'm ready to be.
I just saw someone EAT a flashcard out of frustration. Finals suck.
i was giving head the other day and thought of your all penis tastes the same quote and couldnt stop laughing
So lets not base feelings on vagina tingles
I convinced a girl making out is a secret handshake
I have a cat for love and a booty call for sex. What else could I need?
It was a good hour of moans, penis compliments, smacks, and what sounded like someone running in flip flops
I love how u said nothing about the sidewalk sex but refused shower sex
I woke up in a boat, with a life jacket on, tons of beer cans and no lake... I was inside a garage. WTF
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