I think im going to throw up on grandma
Iced coffee. Banana. Two dumps. Life is good.
i would totally switch to progressive if they'd let me bang that girl in the commercial.
Its like we are women, and boise state is a gangster rap song. This game is degrading
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they just dont make restraining orders like they used to.
Let's roleplay tonight. I'll be drunken diva and you be sexy sober.
IF that's your way of making me dd then count me out.
Made a joint out of my Yale rejection letter. Life is grand.
hes trying to draw the periodic table on his chest with a sharpie. i'm not sure how thats going to help him on his chem final, but he keeps shouting "this is how the pros do it"
Oh nbd. She just had sex with a divorcee. On a charter bus. At 10 a.m. On a Thursday.
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I vaguely remember us chasing shots by licking each other's faces last night. Our friendship has reached another level completely.
WHY DID YOU NOT OFFER TO LET HIM STAY
Dude, it's like you want him inside me more than i do
The time stamp on this text message is reason enough alone to not leave me unsupervised
I'll just say I told you so at your funeral
He is 6'5, went to a Christian school and he's a violinist....I'm going to fuck the jesus right out of him.
Optimism doesn't exist before 2pm nor do any other emotions.
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