There were 3 chicks in my bed I didn't know when I got home. Now I know all of them. Biblically.
All i learned in high school was how to sell drugs
I mean I found and stalk his moms facebook.. that obsessed.
some guy just walked by in the street and for 5 seconds yelled "IMM SOOOO HORNYYYYYY!!!!"
Dude you should see the looks were getting for ordering a pitcher of beer with breakfast.
you act like breakfast cereal isnt an entirely appropriate chaser
Its only.eleven and we are already chasing a man on a bike with a bag full of burger king
Lucas & I had a photo shoot with her cape & I had child arm floaties on most the night.. woke up in a spiderman bed
Just watched my roommate stuff a sandwich in his pocket because we're out of paper plates.
cool, get new shit, I dnt want the same old if it's my last drink ever
The world isn't ending you idiot. I'll grab beer
I hope Team Snapchat has been enjoying our sex snaps all this week.
I just walked out of the side door of the bar to come in the front door so no one would know I've been here drinking before our work meeting.
The best part about theater chicks is nothing is too cliche or out of line. I just fucked her Braveheart style in my entry way while saying goodbye.
Yeah totally passed out in their trash can last night.
It's not just going to appear. A lot of blood, sweat, tears, and leg work went into finding a cock that amazing!
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