I solve my problems like an adult, at the strip club drinking on a work night.
dude your alot more fun to hang out around now that your addicted to coke...but seriously you need to stop
Dude I think you forgot how to talk last night. We kept asking if you wanted a condom and you just smiled and made weird noises...
drugs are my only escape from this reality. good thing I got it at a discount price last night
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No I am not eating basil off your cock
got woken up at 7:30 by a drunk girl asking me where she was... apparently she slept on my futon
she was in a cheetah costume
Yeah you fell over while you were peeing and you said "hold I'm, I'm still peeing"
I bought him bourbon as a thank you for his apology. What is wrong with me?
I consider myself to be an upstream bisexual
You're the salmon of the gays...
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Uhm after 8 I don't recall anything. All I know is there's a picture of me playing pong with my grandmother.
He was Jesus for Halloween and I definitely got on my knees and gave him praise.
I have got to move on from this "sleeping with every drug dealer I meet" phase.
Look, all I'm saying is that you're going to be a great Vodka Mom.
We couldnt find you anywhere and when you finally answered your phone all you said was "im safe"
I literally blew him under my face mask. Not because I thought it'd protect me from COVID, but because I wanted to prove to myself that I could.
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