Well if yoir are still awake and secided to drink... You may aswell drink
That text needs to switch to water.
Well you know what I always say about freshmen.... If you want it, and they've got it... get it.
Are you missing anything? I found a wedding ring in my bed this morning.....
ok, his religious views on facebook are madonna lyrics. we no longer have to wonder about his sexuality.
Dude how the fuck are we gonna get the lawnmower outta the pool?
i gave him a hand job with one hand and held the 40 with the other. this is like freshman year all over again.
July 5th AKA Day of regret AKA picnicing in a laundromat. Someone puked allover the comforter. Liffe of champions.
Sober me is really good at getting to the airport on time. Drunk me is really good at shitting my pants. Do you know how much pants cost at the airport????
Ummm didn't i have pubes when i went to bed last night?
I watched her follow him out of the bar, chase him around the corner and literally throat punch him. It was awesome.
He fell into the beer pong table and broke it. Then he threatened to throw the toliet at us if we didn't let him keep playing
No. I'm sorry but once your "would go gay for" list exceeds five people, you're bi. Get over it.
I was thrusting to the beat of Felix Navidad..
Um, just removed my insulin from the fridge so that I could fit our case in there. Tell me, who has their priorities straight? THIS GIRL.
Did you at least know who's jizz it was?
That is questionable.
Randomize
