I dont abuse you, i just hit you while we have sex
so craigslist just dropped their "erotic services" ads. there goes our livelyhood
clay aiken is like melissa ehteridge without the guitar.
And now we have yet another reason to never travel to Detroit
I wonder if Barack Obama has ever been this drunk.
He' s half Black and half Italian, I finally asked...this penis maybe one for the records.
I just randomly started counting the number of guys that I've hooked up with that are now gay. 11.
I want to spend time with you, and by time, I mean real time. Not your dick in my mouth time.
Definately going to wake up wondering what happened to the other half of my lip.
She broke up with him yesterday after she cheated on him. He's going a bachelor party next weekend. How has Homeland Security not raised the threat level?
i have this gut feeling friday is going to be interesting.\nAnd by interesting I mean I feel like im going to get punched in the face by his girlfriend.
This guy either needs to stop touching me or buy me another drink.
Just sent my cousin to buy me a new bra cause mine is zip tied to a bar in the middle of nowhere Iowa
I let a blind guy feel me up. All he kept saying was "oh fuck yeah!"
Stop studying come to the bar get drunk and help me figure out how to get home pretend there are commas in there someplace
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