Sometimes I wonder if my friend studies mystic Christian theology because he's afraid to come out of the closet. Evidently, it's okay to talk about God coming inside you, but not to say the same about dudes.
ok plan lets look hot and dance like whores.
And next time, don't pick a fight with me when you're naked. That's just not fair
and then she yelled "im going to fuck the next guy that walks by me". so ya thats how i lost my virginity
well when do great stories at the expense of people's relationships become a bad thing?
Everyone knows relationships are a winter sport
Hickey on my chest, threw out my elbow and now walking out my shame.
Youre getting too old for this
Does taking an old homeless guy to the strip club, buying him lap dances, and calling him pops all night count as a good deed???
We let 3 boys take us home and then we woke up in the middle of the night, stole all the coozies out of the house, a loaf of bread, a case of water, a pair of shorts, called a cab, and went home.
I taught her to play Monopoly. She sold me her bra to keep from going bankrupt.
Made a pinky promise to a lesbian on crack in WeHo. No one knows what I promised
Drunk Karaoke resulted in only 8 injuries this time, so there is some improvement.
I'm just trying to win a butt plug dude
At the bar in my pajamas again
Ummm that is the 3rd time this week and it is Wednesday
So I slept with some guy last night and when I woke up in the am couldnt remember his name. I text him n asked "How do you spell your name?" to try n find out and all he replied was "With an A." WTF!?
Randomize
