You hook up with other guys, let him talk to other girls.
no
Exactly how many bongs can i have before my parents figure out they really aren't vases
Also, I'm sewing my entire Halloween costume by hand. I better get laid at every single party I go to.
i just saw the eighteen different ways i could die and only after that did i realize i'd made a poor decision
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it was pretty much a given that i would lose my thong on dollar tequilla shot night
I'm studying for my midterm by watching porn with Spanish subtitles. Surprisingly the words are still really distracting..
He's a cat fanatic .. That was not in the fine print when we started fucking
you were leaning up against the wall pulling your shirt up asking girls to dance on you. your courage to do that is both admirable and frightening.
your ability to divide cases of beer among any given group of people equally was missed.
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Just had an epiphany about how to drink more effectively in the shower. While walking across campus carrying a Franzia bag like Santa
I feel like drug tests are a little less "random" when you are employed by your father.
I wanna get a tattoo next to my tattoo that says, my ex did this so don't fucking ask
He told me was "pretty like the wife in some movie where the husband is a cheater." I think I'm gonna fuck him.
I just want him to hold me after a bad midterm. Is that even too much to ask for after sleeping with him twice?
My Dachshund waddled into the room carrying a rolled-up pad in her mouth with period blood. This day is clearly off to a good start.
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