found out what b.m.t stands for.
what did you think?
bread, meat, tomatoes, but then i realized that could be practically any sub.
yup put them legs up on your shoulders and eat her like some folgers
eat her like coffee?
it's not our fault the pink and the sink are so close together.
i'm at the point now where i want him to say anything. even an apology for his boomerang-shaped penis would be nicer than no comment.
I just fell down the stairs in the library and further deviated my septum. That's why I don't study.
creepy tank top guy is at campus health. he's hitting on a girl recovering from a panic attack.
Just make sure my intervention has a theme...
Oh you know, we just bobbed for apples in a bucket full of jungle juice. So, a casual Tuesday night.
We hit a golf ball off Brady's ass. His dignity flew away into the night.
Is it bad if I just put band-aids over my nipples? Way too hungover be dealing with a bra
Love these next 4 months. Wake up from a college football hangover and get to put your hand down your pants and watch NFL football all day.
You would critique a dick pic. Damn art people.
What shade of lipstick clearly states, I'm only attending this wedding for the drugs and groomsmen?
They think I'm one of them. I'm about to get drunk in a Santa suit and bust down the door singing Christmas carols.
Just seriously saw this chick say, watch this motherfuckers then did a 42 sec keg stand.
You at least asked for her number right?
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