I miss Bob Barker.
Yeah, more like Douche Carey...
I sharted in my sleep... I didnt even think that was possible.
She introduced herself and then asked "have you ever fucked a girl with a cast?"
my step dad just called me a drunken slut..someone in my family finally understands me
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I've never seen so many strippers at a funeral...
Haha pretty bummed I didn't stay night yesterday after the bj fest you described
Is it sad I don't want to go buy $1 Mac-n-cheese cause I need to pay rent... I'm re-naming this college.
Also, peanut butter on a spoon dinner is back in existence and it is good.
Quick!! What's a good reason for me to have rug burn on my chin?
somehow this went from sexting to explaining my eating disorder.
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he just fluffed my hair and told me I had to dance with him because we were both gingers.
Fly, little bird! Repopulate the ginger race!
I'm ordering sushi and crying over finals. Come over and bring wine.
I've finally given up enough on finals week to wear the same shirt three days in a row, because I didn't take my hoodie off for the first two.
I've had pants off for 3 hours now. America.
Did you really think putting a napkin over your head would make you giving him a bj less obvious?
No. It's going to be "I'm mad that it took you so long to get over here" angry sex.
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