We should takd a huggy cab to snuggle bunnyville
Going back to my hometown to drink absinthe with highschool boys. Remind me to evaluate this decision tomorrow.
this wart on my finger ripped off while i was fingering this girl the other night. she thought she had gotten her period and started crying so i went with. its better for both of us that way
Not everyone can get ass. Some people are good at building rockets. You’re good at sleeping with many men. It’s an art.
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sunday morning discovery: something purple, smelly, and sticky my hair. any suggestions?
You are the sheppard guiding my vagina away from horrible decisions.
he passed out at 11 at a party. he deserved to be stripped down an duct taped to the floor
Beer coozy in the gym. Don't judge me.
I just remember her dragging me inside in a panic saying we needed mentos and popcorn I have no fucking clue how we ended up asleep in her closet.
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Whoa, I am aware of WAY too many squirrels right now...
I'm more of a 'talk at me while I stare at you' kinda girl.
So the day after the 4th I'm sitting here drinking Molson and watching NHL free agent frenzy. From patriotic American to drunken Canadian in 24 hours flat. Booyah.
This stupid maranara sauce stain sucks. It keeps distracting me and it looks like I'm staring at my tits.
Who'd have thought a guy with a lisp would be so good with his tongue?
Day 10 and still no sign of rescue in my pants.
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