One of my students just wrote an essay on how ninjas, like drug addicts, must realize they need help before they can get better...I gave it an A+
You came in at two thirty, wearing your underwear and a tie then asked where you could find a sombrero and a pair of stilletos that would fit your men's size thirteen feet.
I swear, he has the body awareness of an acid-tripping quadriplegic.
Taco Bell drive through. Chick got out of the car in front of us and threw up on the hood of my car!
Not okay.
Pretty sure the purpose of joining wine clubs isn't to drink the 2 bottles they send you each month IN THE SAME NIGHT.
Hey man, I found your crocs and your visor in the road. Got em for you.
He said bring my breathalyzer and Anna's pepper spray, I didn't ask questions
doctors was a success... no liver damage and I lost five pounds.. we're celebrating tonight you get the whiskey I'll get the burritos.
Do you think casino weekend will remind us once again that we in fact are not mature enough to be this old?
You slapped my ass and yelled "HOOTY TOOTY WHAT A BOOTY" in a Schwarzenegger voice
OMG LOOK AT THAT PIECE OF MAN
I haven’t trained for this.
My bookbag can hold 30+ beers. They shoulda put that on the tag bc its a big selling point
I’m really regretting these suede pants.
Okay so as of now, we may either be coming for one night, two nights, or not at all this weekend. It depends on Laura's toe and if I get my period. Will explain later
My body isnt used to all this fresh air, sun and booze....ok well maybe just the fresh air and sun...its used to the booze.
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