I just got a rly sharp new razor and was shaving down there...
and?
RIP clitoris
We got drunk before dinner. People at the other tables were praying for us.
You couldve had sex with 2 drunk chicks on an alligator slide.
I think I might stay on campus instead of going home for thanksgiving and see how many townies I can hook up with and no one will be around to judge
Weird we were more concerned with sharing our germs than tag teaming the blow job?
I woke up with like grass burns all over my body, i'm pretty sure i made out with someone under a bus. . . but i'm not sure
i sent you a picture of beads you send me a picture of boobs how hard is this to understand
Okay so for future reference and your own safety I should probably tell you that it is not cranberry juice in that bottle on the kitchen table.
Just threw up in front of the Boy Scouts on my base. Welcome to the Navy kids.
Thank you for the legal advice. I hope I can pay you in blow jobs.
May the power of my ass compel you!!
Nothing like waking up and having two guys who aren't your boyfriend talk to you about their hard dicks before 9 am.
please tell me he didn't just scream 'i am the yiff lord' at the cops
Dude, seriously, fucking stop introducing me as "Thomas, with the dick piercing." you are the worst wingman ever.
I finally selected an outfit that says "I'm not easy" but still shows off the tittays.
Randomize
