32 messages asking me to suck his dick. And there for a minute i thought i was desperate. ha!
Hahahaha
make that 40.
I hate to tell you this, but your sister reeks of whore.
I'm listening to bach and watching porn,is that a sign of depression?
Quite the contrary. Sophistication.
The water bill last month was outrageous. We have got to stop fucking for hours in the shower
it's too soon in the relationship to think about him when i masturbate. so i think about his dad instead.
you're being stingy. if you didnt want people to have sex on your couch, you shouldve specifically said so.
New development. Drinking at work is so easy and awesome I might have to do it everyday.
I think im gonna bang this 35 year old at a kids birthday party in the bathroom at this house while the kids open the presents.
He was just lying on my lap in the backseat screaming how if the cops came he was a blanket.
may or may not have figured out a way to make my mom a drug mule to bring me ecstasy...
who started the 'put a scrunchy' around his balls' game?
She flashed them and they let her pay with Monopoly money. I'm married, so it is your obligation as my best man to repeatedly fuck her for me
You know, part of me wants to die and the other part of me doesn't want to live
So I have to masturbate in a hospital. I wonder what kind of porn they have.
She said she didn't feel right fucking on her parents dining room table I grabbed the only thing around bubblewrap she blew me for creativity
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