dude, that girl smelled worse than the great depression.
Well, its 5:30am and you haven't let me in, I guess ill go home
I didn't go out last night, but I dreamed that I blacked out and the *CRAZY* thing I did was to eat 12 cupcakes off 12 diff plates and stack them up neatly. If I had a life, I'd hate it.
I wish I could tape me & him having sex. Not for pornographic reasons, just for comic relief.
too bad you can't see the clap by looking at her face.
she is a standing ovation.
He fingered me while we both sang the fresh prince theme song.
Marry him
Please dont jizz on my ds screen.
we were so high last night we were cutting bread with my iphone
There are Star Wars cutouts in his basement. Obi Wan Kenobe watched me give him a handjob.
I've developed breathing exercises to keep myself from puking..
Fat girl left in a hurry. Possibly had to do with the missing bathroom door in my apartment.
I was so intoxicated last night I was giving out my real name and number ugh.
No no this isn't that fun. I'm alone drinking wine and me and the dogs ran out of things to talk about around 9 am.
there is a guy with a glowstick staff outside my house
I'm being hhit on by creepy guys please come one bought me a penis hat balloon animal save meeeee
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