I find it funny that "sexual harassment" contains the phrase "ass sex". Let me know what your thoughts are on the matter.
One of my students just wrote an essay on how ninjas, like drug addicts, must realize they need help before they can get better...I gave it an A+
went to library to start paper due tomorrow & took those orange addys u gave. now realizing they were ur xanax. completely fucked and going to fail, but calmly at peace with the situation.
I want to fuck you on the side of the bed tonight.
babe, don't say it like that!
I'm sorry, I want to penetrate you on the edge of our sleeping quarters this evening.
fuck he's narrating my life in a british voice make him stop im way too fucking high for this
All I want in this world right now are Doritoessssss
OK. You going to get home safe? Who are you with?
Doritoesssssss
We went out. i got lost. dunno where they were. they slept in the car. i slept in an outdoor shower. i dont know anything else.
He went all Bachlorette on me.. "I just want to guard and protect your heart" bullshit
i just had a pap smear and two shots. lets hit the beach.
And they were awkwardly all over each other in a Christian way.
I literally ate pizza on a toilet and made up reasons as to why you should make out with that boy. I am unstoppable.
It's always appealing to be able to say to someone "I banged your mom"
Open the door and I will lure them out to freedom with viagra and candy orange slices. You know they love that shit.
Verdict: uncircumcised.
we finally found him at 2 am. he was 3 miles from the house and tried running into the lake when he saw us pull up. i don't think he'll be taking ecstacy again any time soon.
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