dude i totally did the walk last night came out of her room to see her dad sitting there straight lookin at me...wtf
her name is jenna, so i wanna cunt punt her
that's how i am about ashleys and britneys
I just got home. Seriously all I remember is taking out my contacts and putting your balls in my mouth.
I can hear my liver begging me not to go out tonight
Woke up with string cheese braided into my hair- literally braided
Def drinking wine from a 4 liter jug at 11 am. If i call you in 20 years talking about 12 steps, please trace is back to this moment.
i offered her breakfast shots. she politely declined.
I don't have nearly enough visine for the dryness from sticking my head out the window on the freeway for 20 minutes. Child lock me next time.
Finally put clothes on I've been laying naked in the bed for approximately 4 hours since I showered and by showered I mean when I laid down in the bathtub with the shower on
You just kept screaming "PLEASE YELL CORNDOG AT HIM. PLEASE. CORNDOG."
Not sure if creeper guy is too drunk to talk or I'm too high to listen.
We got to his house, cuddled while watching game of thrones, then fucked during the repeat airing.
Dude fuck drugs. It's 4am and I'm eating mushroom ravioli fantasizing about jumping on a trampoline
A check for $9 that I used to buy six boxes of Girl Scout cookies bounced. I think I've hit a new low.
we just smoked for like ten hours and got froyo. not a bad start to the weekend.
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