I think about you every night.
I'm sorry.
Did you see Brett Michaels get knocked on his ass?
Hurt me personally.
Knocked his cowboy hat off... Bandanna was still good though
Thank GOD those kids were having a lemonade stand, I didn't have anything to wash down my plan b with.
I need a second opinion on who's blood is in my car.
We were confused who drove until we went outside and her cupholders were torn out of the dash and laying on the ground
you dipped you banana in queso last night.
Unless you consider jello shots food the answer is no there is no dinner here. When u get food get more wine too tired of you coming over drinking all my booze and destroying my vagina
I love you. Happy valentines. Satin Patricks dayyyyyyyyyy. Alreadythrew up. Geeeeerait.
I can already see the regret in her eyes. Amazing night. This city rules.
Nothing like cleaning out your cleavage from lunch, finding cookie crumbs and eating them...
What exactly do I say to a random stoner hookup to thank him for ending my dry spell? Is it awkward to just say "Thanks for that. It was well needed."
I come from a long history of big boobed German, Swedish, and Irish women. And then there's me. Mother nature was like "Naaaaaaah."
It was great. Except he kept asking me to lick his butthole, I was like firm no
What can i say, my face is nice and my body is just unreal. And my beer pouring/stealing is incredible \n
yea i'll help you find a man. but, when I say jump, you say on who.
Randomize
