You're in luck. The brownies don't even have butter, just vege oil
i actually looked down at my cock today and said "whoa buddy, you need a haircut....(grimace) and a shower"
hey is it cool if i invite some fat girls to the party so i can be the skinny one?
yeah okay. but if i take one home with me you have to come over in the morning and tell her to get her shit and go.
Remember how we wr so drunk last nite we cldnt find whr i shot my load? ...found some of it.
YOURE GIVING A BLOW JOB TO THE BOY WHO SAYS "OH SNAP"
i just threw up in a potted plant at home depot
Drunk, high, and in a taco costume. Wish you were here.
It was honestly the most delicious alcohol I've ever drank, plus the added risk of going blind from methanol poisoning really enhanced the experience.
I fingered her though her window because she couldn't leave
Apprently after I bit that bouncer, it all went down hill.
So his mom walked in the kitchen while I was sucking him off and just casually suggested that "I'd need a glass of water after that"
2012 needs to end already. I've exceeded my quota for People Who Have Accidentally Seen My Tits.
I'm still high with raccoon eyeliner eyes and chocolate all over my face and chest, clutching a mug of wine. Happy graduation.
Update: that felon in Georgia I slept with is now a police officer. What a wonderful world
He says it takes a lot to subdue the urge to just bury his face in my vagina. Of course, I have absolutely no problem with this.
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