I just saw Ann slam dunk her puke bag into a trash can on Avenue A. You ladies might want to consider putting the Patron shots down and going home.
that's why i date skinny girls, they don't realize how small it is.
Yeah! I got cockblocked by the blizzard last night. Lost girl on way to my apartment. Not a joke
Ok. Also I almost just threw up. Seriously. I was think to myself "really? Here? Now? At my work desk?" and then it went away.
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woke up rolled in a yoga mat listening to enya. I'm never going back to Oregon ever again.
I miss Michael Jackson so much sometimes
and unfortunately for you, hallmark doesnt make a "sorry i was getting a blowie in the backseat of your car while you were driving, projectiled my jizz onto your hand, and caused you to crash" card
Just got the test results back. All clean, Now whose an idiot for going bareback in South America for 3 months straight.
is it still called a breakup if its your friends boyfriend that you have stopped sleeping with?
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im really going to miss that car, so many blow jobs...
I have a king size bed, I guarantee multiple orgasms, and I'll give you a ride home in the morning. Respond quickly.
Im at target. Idk why I'm buying condoms AND a tutu for my cat. No one who dresses their cat up has ever gotten laid.
Come part with me. By you sleep! No fun. Idek feelings Sorry for your life.
Donated a pint of blood at 6 and pub crawl started at 7. Thank your lucky stars I'm still alive today.
I’d clean the kitchen before making food. Mark “rang in the New Year” with some rando in there last night
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